The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.
Pun of the Day
The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
Do manatees tempt sailors?
There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.
Nomads are the calmest people.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.


