Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Pun of the Day
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.
If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.
Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.

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