A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
Pun of the Day
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Gummy worms taste too Wrigley
I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
Those who box gets in arm’s way.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
I’m no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?
I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!


