Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”
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The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Zombies always brain on my parade.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.
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