I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.
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