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09/05/2023

When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

09/05/2023

They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

09/04/2023

The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/04/2023

The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

09/04/2023

What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?

Manta-ray jack!

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09/03/2023

Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.

(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

09/03/2023

How does the arsenic killer justify himself?

“Hey – I’m not such a bad poison.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

09/02/2023

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

09/02/2023

Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)