Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
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ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
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