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07/10/2023

A punster’s preferred medium is wrought irony.

(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)

07/10/2023

Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/10/2023

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

07/09/2023

Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/08/2023

Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/08/2023

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/08/2023

For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

07/07/2023

I find the most unmotivated people live in Lackawanna, New York.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/06/2023

If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

07/06/2023

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…

(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)