Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The robbery at the Saudi garment factory was an inside hijab.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The jolly fat man spoke with great jelloquence.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Matador: to install a door mat.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
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