So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
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Bilge Ates.
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Where can you watch a horse-faced woman run around like crazy? A Palin drome
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.
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