What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Are there racists in Switzerland?
Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?
Discus.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Linux users are like lepers: they all have open source. And strange CPUs tools.
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