How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
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(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
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Yes. They like to be little.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...All my paintings are of my mother. Does this point to some childhood draw ma?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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