Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
Pun of the Day
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.


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