The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
Pun of the Day
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
You can see all the brown colours of the rainbow, with a colitisscope.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.


