Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
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