Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.
Pun of the Day
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Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.

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