If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.
Pun of the Day
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Do mice have their own eek! onomy?
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”

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