Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
Pun of the Day
Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
Don’t ask me about bridges! It’s like the spannish inquisition.


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