You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
Pun of the Day
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.


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