Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?
Pun of the Day
What do you call crappy French clothing?
A zut suit!
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
Sumos are litigious.


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