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04/21/2019

Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

04/20/2019

What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

04/14/2019

OS X Powers: When Mike Myers promoted Apple software.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/13/2019

Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

04/13/2019

Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/12/2019

The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

04/08/2019

Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/05/2019

What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

03/27/2019

NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?

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03/25/2019

I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.

(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)