Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Pun of the Day
Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.
It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
Pharmacists are pillers of the community.
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.


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