I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...It’s difficult to spot a Norseman. They have a Loki personality.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Basketball suspense show – the Mentallest.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a sign at a strip club indicating the cost for a lapdance, but it was per loined.
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