Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
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