Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
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