LET IT BE

Dear Pun Gents, I am setting up a residential lettings agency and would like a memorable business name. Help! ~Mitzy, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. EasyLease
  2. Prop Hotty
  3. Rent & Simply [Ren & Stimpy]
  4. Live and Let
  5. The Live and Let Guys
  6. Doctor House
  7. Maison D’Etre
  8. Anacondo
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ANDROIDGENIUS

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a hang-out joint based on communication; specifically Google-driven Android phones. Need a happy theme name based on the many applications they offer. ~Edward, Nakuru, Kenya (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. App Repos
  2. Bon App-etit
  3. Go Ogle Me
  4. Comm Union
  5. Appy Go Lucky
  6. Bar Five [as in, signal bars]
  7. What’s App?
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RECEIVING LINES

Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
  2. I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
  3. You really vowed the crowd.
  4. Set the lovin to high.
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RECORDER MONTALBAN?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martin Luter
  2. Robert Zithermann
  3. Coral Singer
  4. Armando Lin
  5. Shawm Reed
  6. See more medieval instruments here
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JUNG AT HEART

Dear Pun Gents, got any ideas on how to incorporate psychology vocabulary with Valentine’s Day? It can be a person, a theory, a perspective, anything. Thanks so much! ~Victoria, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m no longer a Freud of love
  2. Maslow dance with me? You’re at the top of my hierarchy of needs.
  3. I need multi-moanal therapy
  4. Don’t you love when a secret Myers Briggs you flowers?
  5. You’re the narcissed person I know
  6. Let’s Roschach up
  7. Are you into DS&M?
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SMILE FOR THE PHOTON

Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It Hertz to be apart
  2. You’re my favourite Galileo
  3. I quanta be with you
  4. Your quarks are so charming
  5. Love is Vectorious
  6. Our love is a universal constant
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SLAM THUNK?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a story about how the local high school basketball team gets mentally prepared for a game and I need a catchy title for it. I know you can do it, please help me! ~AJ, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No Basket Cases Here
  2. Mentally Power Forward
  3. Keying In
  4. Head Quarters
  5. Get In the Zone
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LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. 🙂 ~Misty, Keller, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Teamsters Racquet
  2. Martini Dringis
  3. No Speakah de Hingis
  4. Night Capriatis
  5. Dimentieval on Your Ass
  6. The Serenavenusians
  7. Lobby Williams
  8. We Drop Shots
  9. Full Service
  10. The Backhanded Complements
  11. Glam Slams
  12. Womenbledon
  13. Lobstoppers
  14. Aceholes
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PROJECTILE MANAGEMENT

Dear Pun Gents, a dodgeball pun. ~Sophia, Glendale, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s better than a cockblock? Dodgeball.
  2. Dodgeball players love to strike.
  3. Dodge City was know for being quite live-ball.
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