Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
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‘Open wide, and say ha!’
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.
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