In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
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