My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
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