After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...The Rocky movies may be corny, but I don’t mind. I guess I like machismo than you do.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.
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