Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.
When I vehemently dislike something I can’t breathe. It’s like anathema attack.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A:Â LeBron.


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