When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!

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