As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
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(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
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