Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
“Shoe.”
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.


