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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tie-win Lannister never loses.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fashion designers are chic magnets.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Romeo called to her on the balcony, Juliet knew he was a ledgeable bachelor.
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