When Romeo called to her on the balcony, Juliet knew he was a ledgeable bachelor.
I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Trouble getting a visa? A MEXican can sympathize.
Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
I’m so suggestive, I quit college after some drunk guy told me to “dropped ed.”
The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.

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