I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
I find that aldermen are too wooden.
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.
I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.

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