The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
Ammosaurus always shoots first and asks questions later.
Nodosaurus never had money.
I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.
Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.