Wind farmers look forward to which month? A gust.
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Sigh, nod.
Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?


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