Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can see all the brown colours of the rainbow, with a colitisscope.
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shining Happy People
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.
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