I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?
In the Barn Munch-hausen!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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