George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.
If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.
There is no way to describe the scheming, abrasive mailman character on TV’s Seinfeld. He defies all Newmanclature.
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Florists work for peonies.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.


