Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
If we go to Louisiana I’ll Bayou something nice.
An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
Why do project managers always appear so Gantt?
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!

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