Eskimos are so smart. Every response is ‘I nuit’.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
Building a teepee requires a lodge-is-sticks expert.
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian
Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Full garbage cans are a terrorist threat, aka Bin Laden.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.


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