I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
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Not in a hotel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
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