I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.