The windiest month? A_gust.
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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
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