Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.


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