Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
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