Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
The Pun Gents don’t mind if you criticize their jokes, but they won’t tolerate ad homonym attacks.
You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?
I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.

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