I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
Those with amputated feet have no soles.
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.

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