No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
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