How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
Those with amputated feet have no soles.


