The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
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