I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
OS X Powers: When Mike Myers promoted Apple software.
Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

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